{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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The seventh Cabinet of Kim Kielsen was the Government of Greenland in office from 29 May 2020 to 23 April 2021. It was a coalition minority government consisting of Siumut, the Democrats and Nunatta Qitornai.
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"type":"standard","title":"Marqui Christian","displaytitle":"Marqui Christian","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q26405743","titles":{"canonical":"Marqui_Christian","normalized":"Marqui Christian","display":"Marqui Christian"},"pageid":51315700,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Marqui_Christian_2018.JPG/330px-Marqui_Christian_2018.JPG","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Marqui_Christian_2018.JPG","width":1409,"height":1882},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291133968","tid":"53886e8c-348c-11f0-b712-3505f5692dca","timestamp":"2025-05-19T08:36:15Z","description":"American football player (born 1994)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marqui_Christian","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marqui_Christian?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marqui_Christian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marqui_Christian"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marqui_Christian","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Marqui_Christian","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marqui_Christian?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Marqui_Christian"}},"extract":"Marqui Christian is a former American football safety. He played college football at Midwestern State. He was selected by the Arizona Cardinals in the fifth round of the 2016 NFL draft, and also was a member of the Los Angeles Rams, Chicago Bears, and New York Jets.","extract_html":"
Marqui Christian is a former American football safety. He played college football at Midwestern State. He was selected by the Arizona Cardinals in the fifth round of the 2016 NFL draft, and also was a member of the Los Angeles Rams, Chicago Bears, and New York Jets.
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